Identity Crisis

I am worried that Jack is having an identity crisis. It all started with a football obsession which 'Football Coach' daddy loved. He wore this football helmet around the house all day, until his head would get sweaty. He wouldn't do anything until you said, "Set...Hut!" Which, then he would get down into a three point stance and charge off....whether it be to the kitchen table, the bath, or to get into the car. Whatever it was, it all had to begin with, "Set...Hut." Cute, for the first twenty minutes.....then you're like, "Come on already!"


Then, much to the proud daddy's dismay.....he went into the fairy princes stage:


...Even greeting guests at the door in full 'Fairy Princess' get up.


Then, he tried his hand as Michael Phelps....insisting on wearing not one, but three sets of goggles around the house for a couple of days:



Now, he thinks he is a dog...crawling around the house barking and licking everything. The best part about him being a dog is he obeys....when he goes back to being Jack, that character involves wild, uncontrolled behavior. The sisters love their new dog, they walk him around the house and he even does tricks for treats. I swore off animals, but this one doesn't shed or eat furniture...it even wears diapers so we don't have to worry about accidents.




I say, whatever he is....he is happy and so stinkin cute!