Oh Crap!!!

Like I said in an earlier post, I am done air brushing my blog. This is my life as a real mom and some mornings are just "crappy" and this one might take the cake. I am driving to teach aerobics this morning happy as can be, my kids are all better from the stomach flu, the sun is shinning..its colder than @#@#$ but the sun is shinning, I am on time, I am still on an adrenaline high from enrichment last night at church ( we had a service auction, I was the auctionare...I didn't fall on my butt like I did at the last one..and I won three dinners) anyway...Lilly is reading a book and Jack is sitting quietly just looking around. He wasn't hitting Lilly, screaming, throwing his breakfast, just quietly sitting (this should have been my first warning, I mean come on Shauna this is MOM 101, the number one rule as mother..if your child is being unusually quite, they are either sick or doing something they shouldn't be!) So then Lilly goes, "Mom did you toot?" I say, "No Lilly, I think that horrible smell is sulfer or something else out side." (Second clue I missed in my Polly Pollyanna life is great mood)! Lilly says, "Mom, something really stinks..you need to go back home and take a bath?" I say, "Lilly, I didn't toot...please stop the potty talk, it is not appropiate, nothing that stinky could come out of a human..its something outside." So, we arrive at work. I undo Jacks car seat and go to pull him out and I say, "Oh, Crap!!!" (that is not really what I said but I don't want to tarnish my perfect image too much. There is poop everywhere, and I mean everywhere all the way up to his hair line, its pooled in the bottom of the car seat, down his leg..you get the picture! I try not to panic or to call in the nation guard, or FEMA, I go into mommy mode. Let me just say it took thirty minutes (now I am late to start my class),an entire box of wipes, three trash bags one for his clothes, one for the carnage and the last one was used to cover his car seat so I could get him home, and I had to dry off using paper towels after class because my towel was used to transport the child from the car to the daycare. Hey, it can only get better from here...right??? If any of my posts involve bodily functions in the coming days, I might loose it.